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WILSON: Spring rains — Enough already
I do not fear snow. I do not fear “accumulation,” “lake-effect,” or the recently-termed “polar vortex.” These winter words do not bother me because I am ...
I do not fear snow. I do not fear “accumulation,” “lake-effect,” or the recently-termed “polar vortex.” These winter words do not bother me because I am ...
What has happened thus far: A wizard and a demi-god were traveling through an enchanted forest on their way to a conference on supernatural what-not. ...
What has happened thus far: The wizard (rarely known as Rick) and the demi-god (sometimes known as LoDi) were travelling through an enchanted Hesperian forest ...
The wizard (sometimes known as Rick) and the demi-god (sometimes known as LoDi) were making their way to a conference on Super Natural Power Brokerage, ...
On the real first day of spring — that day when it finally felt like spring might have sprung (temperatures in the low 70’s, trees ...
Big John Hudson burst through the front door of Sarah’s Diner, tossed his ball cap down on the table with the enthusiasm of a demolition ...
On March 19, at a little after 8 p.m., my dad left this neck of the woods, destined for the most all-inclusive vacation resort one ...
Last week, this reporter drew the short straw and was granted an exclusive interview with perpetual political candidate, Arnold Tobin.
This reporter was granted an exclusive interview with perpetual political candidate, Arnold Tobin. As you may recall, during previous election cycles, Mr. Tobin has chosen ...
“I hate these round-a-bouts,” hissed Jimmy, as he navigated one of the new traffic circles that had popped up along his route to one of the ...
Malcolm J. Thornwhistle, of the Down Hampton Thornwhistles, was a world renown professional Yelp reviewer – specializing in critiquing the use of plastic cutlery for ...
Breakfast conversation at Sarah’s Diner had subsided. The members of the Circular Congregation Breakfast Club were concentrating more on caloric intake and less on conversational ...
Winter had hit, and nearly every able-bodied (and some not-so-able-bodied) guy in Harrison Winkle’s neighborhood charged down their driveways, armed with snow shovels and competing ...
Romance at any level can be complicated, but at the levels required for Octogenarian romantic participation, it can get very complicated. Tommy Jones was a ...
It goes without saying (which is the best reason for saying it), Hannibal King was an educated man. He had multiple degrees in a vast ...
Big John Hudson burst through the front door of Sarah’s Diner, thumped his ball cap down on the round oak table with the fervor of ...
All of the members of the Circular Congregation Breakfast Club were gathered around the big, round, oak table, occupying center stage at Sarah’s Diner. It ...
The St. Mia Farrow Shelter for Starving Artists and Underemployed Academics was established in 1968, to serve a burgeoning portion of the American youth movement. ...
Big John Hudson burst through the front door of the diner, tossed his ball cap down on the big round table, and hesitated for a ...
I wasn’t impressed with the 80’s. A lot of things happened during that decade — but I wasn’t all that impressed.
The members of the Circular Congregation Breakfast Club met at Sarah’s Diner nearly every morning for hot coffee, good food and ill-informed conversation about some ...
Sometimes, saying a lot requires very few words. Sometimes, rambling on and on says nothing at all. When Harrison Winkle and Jimmy (Harry’s best friend ...
The breakfast cacophony at Sarah’s Diner refused to dim as Arnold Tobin made his big announcement. “I’m considering another run for office,” he said, as ...
The usual caffeine-fueled hub-bub at Sarah’s Diner had reached its peak and was slowly beginning to wind down. Sarah had followed the standardized serving protocol ...
The sign in the window of Sarah’s Diner shifted from red to blue, indicating a business open-close paradigm shift. Like clockwork in the middle of ...
Top-25 teams will be in action in 18 games on Sunday’s college basketball slate. That includes the Oklahoma…
Which team is going to come out on top on Monday, Jan. 20, when the No. 6 Ohio…
There are plenty of exciting matchups on Sunday in college basketball action, including the TCU Horned Frogs playing…
The Stanford Cardinal versus the Duke Blue Devils is one of nine games on the Sunday college basketball…
Top 25 teams will take the court in four games on Sunday’s college basketball slate. That includes the…