I crested the hill, heading north into Niles, as I observed a southbound police car.

Instinctively, I looked at my speedometer, checked my seatbelt and my rearview mirror as his car passed by, only to notice him quickly whip around and speed up on my tail.

C’mon I was only going 54 in a 50. What’s this about? I knew I was the reason as no other cars were near. I was heading to Arby’s for two quick sliders ($1 between 2 and 4 p.m.!) so I turned in as planned.

The officer got right on my tail and light and sirens welcomed me. Dang! I was only 4 mph over.  Seems a little excessive, I thought.

Then the fun began.

The officer pulled his weapon, stood behind his car door, ordered me to show my hands (through my open window).

“Open the door with your left hand only!” the officer said. “Show your hands! Get out of the car. Face the car. Put your hand behind your back. Spread your legs.”

He frisked me. I was cuffed! There was a huge audience with my Arby’s friends and their guests.

I blushed.

I said, “may I ask what’s going on?”

“This car is reported stolen!” the officer said.

You’ve got to be kidding me, I thought. I said, “I wish someone would steal it!”

Not funny.

Apparently an Impala similar to mine was just reported stolen just over the state line and I looked suspicious.

By now six or seven back-up cars on the scene — and boy what a scene it was — Arby’s regular slider customer getting busted!

One of the young officers said, “Hi Mike” as the arresting officers checked my registration and license.

Still cuffed, I asked if they checked my plate to see if it matched the stolen vehicle. A couple characters did match.

So other than a little embarrassment, loss of my valuable time and a slightly bruised wrist and ego, all was OK.

Why am I writing this? I just want the world to know that I appreciate the professionalism, protocol and protection our local police provide all the residents of Niles and surrounding area.

I got to meet City, County and State Police [Friday]. I know these brave guys put their lives on the line for us every day and are doing their job, and I know I will sleep soundly tonight knowing they are there to quickly respond to whatever emergency presents itself.

I am especially happy that they did not pull me over AFTER I went through the drive through so I could eat my sliders hot!

Mike Shelton is a lifelong resident of Niles and co-owner of Shelton’s Farm Market & Wholesale in Niles Township.